First there was the rumor about Ne-Yo then the half-ass one-sided outing of Trey Songz… and now a full confession from Ricky Martin… OK the Ricky Martin confession shocked no one. Ricky Martin makes Elton John look like Scarface. So I’m going to focus on Trey Songz. I can’t say that I’m shock but with all the fame and success I guess “Mr. Make her body blush” is trying to attract the best of both worlds. By the way that line should have send off the GAY-DA…. lol. What the hell did he mean by I’LL MAKE HER BODY BLUSH? Hey the dude did have a good cover

But really, now-ah-dayz most male artists will write songs just for the ladies so it seems like they’re straight, but female artists don’t care if the world find out about their sexuality. So the real question is; does exposing your sexuality is really bad for business as they say, or does it just make fans gasp and want their music more? I don’t know. But maybe Trey Songz you need to get hold of this story and just let your fans know where you stand, instead of letting others spill the beans on you all over the internet. Or is all the shit we’re reading on the internet TRUE? Well if it is who is the lucky fella?

Real talk, Mr. Songz if you’re happy, I’m happy for you. At the end of the day no one have the right to judge anyone. YUP! As long as you’re still keeping your fans entertained and making the panties drop then you’re doing what you’re suppose to do. Why does it matter if you’re what they call GAY? Let’s KEEP IT UGLY, we are talking about haters that don’t want to see Trey Songz shine anyway. So how can he avoid the B.S? By continuing to “BE SUCCESSFUL”…YUP!

What would you do if you go to a Rap concert and you get drunk to the point that you can’t make it home? Hopefully the answer is you’ll call someone or get a ride. Well a Pittsburgh man woke up and found a burglar not just in his house but in his bed. Supposedly the burglar was drunk coming from a Rap concert and he was tired and cold. OK!!! So he climbed in a dude’s bed? Let’s be real here; they say when most people are drunk the truth comes out. So what’s the truth here? Ok I’m going to say “MAYBE”, and remember I’m saying “MAYBE” the burglar just wanted to cuddle with a man. Maybe “A big strong man” at that… Maybe the burglar was stroking the homeowner for a minute. Again I’m just saying “MAYBE”

But here’s the craziest part to the story. Instead of reporting that the burglar was drunk and MAYBE confused, there were news reporters highlighting that the burglar was coming from a Rap concert. When is this shit going to stop? Just because Rap Music has parental advisory warning on most of it’s content, it still does not make people do things like break in someone’s house and crash in the homeowner’s bed while the homeowner is sleeping in the same bed. Why couldn’t the news report just be like; that nigga wanted the feel of another man? Why highlight he was returning from a Rap concert? Come on man… That’s too f/n easy. They had to tie Rap / Hip-Hop into this story… Or any dumb shit that happens. WHEN WILL IT STOP? Well don’t worry… “Ugly Radio got your back”. We report the good shit about Hip-Hop… But if you give us bad shit, well, we do have a job to do

I wish I had a time machine so I could rewind time back to Feb 27th. This was my first year attending, and I‘ve learn a lot from helping to prepare Ugly Radio’s 4th annual Beach Party. The most impressive things that grasp my eyes were real sand in the building. But only a genius like Joe Ugly can come up with a plan like that. Anyone can have a beach party in the summer but he changed the game and held it in the middle of winter where it was cold on the outside but hot on the inside.

With all the snow CT got this winter (and there’s probably more to come), people had doubts on if we were still going to hold a beach party. “Well the show must go on”. So what was so great about this beach party? First of all, it was a “bring your own cooler” to the beach event. And didn’t I tell you REAL SAND WAS IN THE BUILDING? Let’s not forget about the performances by EAS, Cottic, Union 860, and Irakk. They all did their thing that night. And of course I had a plan of my own to keep the crowd up and having fun in the sand and on the dance fall. Hopefully next year I can perform as an artist and show how Milky get’s down, because that was just a sample.

So what’s next on Joe Ugly’s list for 2010? The only way you can find out is to stay connected to Uglyradio.Net because this is independent radio for independent listeners. And incase you’re confuse, we are UGLY RADIO!

What is television showing us lately? You have a dumb fat man for a husband, a mom that’s ah wanna be house wife, a momma’s boy for a son, a virgin for a daughter, a talking baby, and a “New Millennium” Snoopy for a house dog. If you haven’t figured out by now, I’ m talking about Family Guy. Don’t get me started on Robot Chicken. But before I go further let me just say off the rip, I’m a “Family Guy” junkie. But although this show has a b/S warning “VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISE” — Which really means “NOT FOR THE LIL ONES” — it comes on at a time when minors are glued to the TV.

I really don’t see it as a bad thing because the adult content in Family Guy is embedded so far in it a child wouldn’t understand the real meaning. - Or at least I don’t think they do. But unless you can prove me wrong, parents don’t get upset if you’re trying to sit lil Rashaud down to watch Sesame Street but he wants to watch something more entertaining like Family Guy!! Real talk; I think its family programming anyway - Think about it - Family Guy is one show, but it entertains adults and kids at the same time. So parents now you can stop worrying about what’s playing on television. As long as your ass is being entertained just keep laughing your UGLY ass off. And if you still can’t get over it, just call it TV OMG-TV.

In my last article I gave you a little taste of my skills with a lot of thought and knowledge, now this is the time to tell you who I am. My name is Milky. Why Milky? Because my jugs are full with milk — just kidding — I think but let’s just say it’s because my skills are smooth. My skills flows gently where people can actually feel where I’m coming from at everything I do. How I talk and walk does define why I the name match the person. I guess you can compare me to a piano because I rep the black and white keys and if you know how to play a great tone you’ll see how nice I can be. Every time the keys go an octave higher or lower my life changes but I never go flat or too sharp.

But that’s enough with the metaphors; let’s talk about what made me start writing. I can remember the skills breaking through way back in middle school in New Haven, CT. Maybe it’s because it was a magnet school but it did change a big part of my life because the teachers (although I thought some of them were too dam mean) made me realize that I have talent. Then it was on to snatching up three awards from poetry contests and being the first top soprano in High school from my freshman through my senior years. - Go ahead you can say it - the girl’s good. Nah I’m just “keeping it ugly”… Anyway I figure since I have the talent, I should use it to my full advantage. So sit back and enjoy Milky because there’s a new “FLAVA” in town and this chick is never going sour…

That’s the question the streets are asking when it comes to artists in the music industry for ‘09. “I’m a five star bitch” is what Ms. Nicki Minaj is yelling… And then there’s Drake telling the ladies “Baby you’re the best”. But can you compare these two “up coming” celebs to artists that’s been in the game for a long time. For example female artists like Eve, Lil Kim, and Trina or male artists like Jadakiss, Dmx, and r&b Trey Songs… I’m hearing some “young-new-millennium-babies” or YNMB… saying that “Nicki Minaj is better then Eve, and Drake is better then Trey Songs. But they just see the beauty and the popularity behind these artists… Not their skillz.

Comparing Nicki and Eve is the dumbest thing. “Why? Eve proved who she was back in the 90s when she was in Ruff Ryders and gave us “What ya really want”. Also just last summer she bounced back on Jadakiss’ “She’s Fake” remix and ripped that track with her verse. Let’s keep it UGLY… Clearly Nicki Minaj is fake - and for the half-baked Drake, he is killing auto-tone. Comparing him to Trey Songs is like saying Barney is better then Sponge Bob.

Of course the YNMB chicks are going to say “Drake is th-row” or “he is sexy” but the crowd who’s been following this game longer knows Nicki Minaj and Drake doesn’t have nothing on Eve, Lil Kim, or Trey Songs because their lyrics make since, its not repeated, and these artists isn’t using Lil Wayne’s lines. So let me pop the question… Who’s better?

So he did it again, and people are acting surprise… A tiger is a tiger any day of the week. It doesn’t change from being a tiger just because it’s in a zoo and not in the wild. Kanye West acting the way he did at the VMAs only reminds me that there are people walking around looking normal but needs meds for mental issues. Yeah I saw the pics of him on the red carpet drinking Henny straight from the bottle… But no, I’m NOT going to blame it on the alcohol. So slam the brakes on the excuses. He’s now on the apology tour, but that’s not enough either … The boy needs some meds and a couch. Big-ups to Beyonce for handling the situation the way she did.

Since I’m talking about who needs meds… This chick Lady Gaga is another one that we have to keep our eyes on. She’s screaming too loud for attention… The corn-syrup-blood and the crazy outfits say - get this chick some meds. If Kanye didn’t go off the reservation at the VMAs all the press would have been on Lady Gaga… So don’t be surprise if she’s in the press (sometime in the near future) for doing something nutty. She’s definitely another candidate for meds and a couch cause she’s five steps from a massive melt-down for attention.

And since I’m talking about “MELT DOWNS” – did you see the video of one of the “dude-sisters”  flipping out on the tennis court? What the hell was Serena Williams thinking? Maybe the NY air got to her… She smelled the hood across the way and thought she was back in Watts, CA. and decided to threaten the line referee for a bad call. Oh well… They’re snatching up her money in fines - $10k for the hood-treats and they were talking about jacking her for the $350k she made from the tournament. Let this be a lesson people. It’s OK to think about shoving a tennis ball down someone’s throat but when the thought turns to words the words turns to you’re F**Ked.

OK I waited long enough before I said anything but now I have to say something cause it just keep going, and going, and going… You get the picture. Here we are two months to the date since Michael Jackson checked out and he’s still not buried. I don’t know who’s milking this thing more, the media or the Jackson family. You can’t go a day without hearing something about Michael Jackson… Try to check-out at a supermarket without seeing a magazine with a story on Mike. Is that because the Jackson family wouldn’t put him in a hole? Don’t the Jacksons know what R.I.P. means?

Since Michael’s death you can’t keep Jermaine from the interview circuit. I saw him in an interview about a month ago saying he don’t know why people wouldn’t leave Mike alone even after he’s gone. Well here’s why Jermaine… YOU WOULDN’T GO AWAY… Ever heard of the saying out of sight, out of mind? It’s that simple Jermaine… But I’ll bet you’re not going to do that. Let’s face it Jermaine… No one thought of you since you “DO WHAT YOU DO” back in “84. I understand the loss, but the Jackson family has to lead with the “moving-on” part of the grieving process. Next we’re going to see people claiming they saw Michael Jackson at the mall.

It’s time to put Michael in a hole or an urn and let’s get the legal process popping, because that’s where the real story is. Just yesterday the LA county medical examiner ruled Mike death a homicide and all eyes are on the doc. There are reports that the doc was getting $150,000 a month to put Mike in a comer-like state every night. But if that’s the prosecutor’s evidence that s**t is weak. Hell if I was getting $150,000 a month to keep Michael Jackson – The King of Pop alive; Mike was going to see his 260th birthday. My great, great, great-grand kids would be eating off that deal. Good luck with that evidence Mr. Prosecutor… There are reports that lawyers are already lining up to defend the doc. So until the legal cases get going (and there’s going to be a lot of them) let’s get Mike in a hole, an urn, or how ever Mike wished to rest.

Some people just don’t know when it’s over or when it’s time to move-on. They’ll keep going full steam ahead, even if they’re going to run head first into a wall. As I often say on my show, “you have to know when to reel it in”… And right now the people who need the “REEL-IT-IN” memo are these idiots who call themselves BITRHERS. In case you don’t know who I’m talking about, I’m talking about the jackasses who are insisting that President Obama is not a US citizen therefore his Presidency is not legitimate. First they said he didn’t have a birth certificate… Then they said he was born in Kenya Africa, and went as far as to come up with a birth certificate stating he was Kenyan, but that certificate was later proven to be the birth certificate of a man currently living in Australia. But these fools are not giving up. Why? - Because they don’t know when to “REEL-IT-IN”… As ridiculous as this may sound to people with a brain, don’t be surprise if these clowns come up with a video of our President as a baby in an Afghanistan cave and Bin Laden doing the birth announcement.

Like many of us with a brain in our heads, I ignored the Birthers when I first heard their nonsense. But then I realize that their mission is to keep throwing their nonsense at the wall until something sticks. Now we see elected officials supporting these extremist by fueling their conspiracy theory just because these elected officials are members of the opposing political party. Every four years we have a Presidential election in the U.S. that results in one… I repeat “ONE“ person winning. And with all the time, energy, and money spent to get that ONE person elected President of the United States, there’s going to be some people left very disappointed. But that’s our system, so we move on.

There were a lot of people disappointed when “W” became President back in 2000, but we moved on. And then it happened again in ’04 and we moved on again. However, in ’08 we said HELL NO! We want change. So we went to the polls in record numbers and voted for change. Let me remind the Birthers; we live in a country that changes government at the election polls and not by trying to strong arm change… Nor do we have to roll tanks down Pennsylvania Avenue in D.C. to change our leaders, like other countries have to do to get change. So I’ll say to the BIrthers and their followers, the ’08 Presidential election ended over nine months ago… it’s time to move on.

So the new way to keep up with “your people” is with a Twitter account. But be careful, this thing can get addictive. People who tweet know what I’m talking about. Some of you are probably 5 seconds from entering a 12 step program to help you stop Tweeting. The fact that you can Tweet on your cell phone from anywhere on the planet, at anytime of the day don’t help either. Twitter will extend your 15 minutes of fame to a constant… Just enter your thoughts within 140 characters and click UPDATE… And believe it or not, that’s the problem right there.

People are posting their every move or thought on this thing. I’ve seen people posting (or in this case bragging like a f**king idiot) “I’m on a well deserved vacation in the islands”… Forgetting that maybe there’s a thief following her on Twitter that knows where she lives, and now he knows to take his time to empty her home while she’s on her “well deserved vacation in the islands”. Or here’s a dum-ass getting his 15 minutes of fame with this post — “chillin w/ my boyz in da club… had a fight w/ shorty… she’s on timeout @ the crib 2nite”… Oh yeah? You’re sure about that? I would advise you to keep an eye on your girl.

I’ve even seen some people posting some incriminating shit. I’ll bet when this jackass gets jammed up he’ll yell “SOMEBODY SNITCHED”… Nobody SNITCHED on you, you’re singing like a effin bird… TWEET-TWEET… As I always say on my show… “You gotta know when to reel it in”. Don’t get it F***ED-UP…I’m not saying you shouldn’t Twitter… HELL NO! Just don’t give up your right to privacy. Have fun with it… Keep posting… But don’t call-out sick and then post on Twitter that you’re chillin at the beach with 3 hot bitches…  Dammit just think before you hit UPDATE.