Archive for February, 2009

18
Feb

Watch Yourself Everything Is Recorded

Posted in Ugly Report  by admin

Some people were saying Olympic gold metal winner Michael Phelps should have denied he was “puff, puff passing the bong” because he didn’t have the bong to his mouth in the picture. And that’s how idiots get in BIG trouble. You have to think if they have a picture of him holding the bong then somewhere there’s another picture or video of him actually puffing. Same game with A-Rod… He did the right thing by just admitting the truth as soon as the story hit. No need to lie, He just has to keep apologizing to the fans. But if he had lied, he’d be facing Lil-Kim’s time.
BIGupz to Phelps and A-Rods’ P.R. people or to Phelps and A-Rod (if the decided on their own) for getting ahead of these scandals. Phelps might have lost some sponsorships but he’s not facing jail time for lying to a Grand Jury. A-Rod may loose some fans but no one is talking jail time like they are for Roger Clemens for lying to congress. People who thinks like Clemens just don’t get it… This is the 21st Century… Everything is recorded these days. Just ask Roland Burris - The Illinois Senator who took Obama’s US senate seat. This ol’ fool thinks he’s still in the 20th century where shit took a while to catch up with you or didn’t catch-up with you at all. Well not so fast dum-ass… You should have come clean.

2
Feb

How high is the mark-up?

Posted in Ugly Report  by Joe Ugly

What I want to know is how much of a mark-up does these oil companies have on oil? Although oil prices took a nose dive lately, last week Exxon/Mobil posted a $45.2 Billion profit for 2008. That means if the price for a barrel of oil didn’t make a sharp drop, Exxon/Mobil would probably be posting $100 Billion profit for ‘08. In the words of my homies on the block “Yo THESE NIGGAZ CAKED-UP SON”…
Did I tell you that the $45.2 Billion profit is up from the record $40.6 Billion they set in 2007? These gangster ass oil men play shit like they running the block… They got us addicted to oil like crack to a crack-head. They had us feeling good riding around in big trucks with the AC on high… Then last summer they had us selling everything we had just to fill up. I can’t hate on a good plan, but we should let the Oil Companies bailout the auto industry… It’s not like they weren’t rolling strong couple years back. Auto Boys were like we’ll make it big while you supply the fuel… “We gonna be reeeech“… What’s the matter Auto Boys… didn’t think you were gonna get jack too?