Archive for May, 2009

16
May

Wash Your Hands…

Posted in Ugly Report  by Joe Ugly

I can’t make this shit up… Last week our president had to hold a press conference to tell us to wash our hands when we use the bathroom.

Are you kidding me… what the fuck is wrong with that picture? The leader of the free world has to play kindergarten teacher? Swine flu or not, this is something we should do without being told to do so. That’s a damn shame, because he wasn’t talking to kids. I’ve seen some nasty adults go straight from scratching their nuts or their ass to shaking someone’s hand or giving “palm”. Just goes to show how filthy some people are.

This is why I have a hard time shaking people’s hands, and you may want to rethink shaking hands or even giving palm. This is not some elitist bullshit… I just know nastiness has no limits. I have a neighbor in my office building that seems to have a major problem with water. This nasty bastard uses the men room and walks out, like it’s a fucking crime to wash his hands. (Yea I’m putting him on blast) Its people like him who has the President of the United States taking time out from his busy schedule to remind us to wash our hands. And its reasons like this why I have a hand sanitizer dispenser hanging on the wall.

Dammit… Wash your fucking hands you nasty bastard. The president has an economy, healthcare, energy, and a whole lot of other shit to worry about… Do your part… It’s simple and it doesn’t cost much if any thing at all. So please… WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!!!

8
May

Yo when you droppin your next CD?

Posted in Ugly Report  by Joe Ugly

If you haven’t realized by now, a major shift in the music industry is the distribution of music. I know when I use the word “distribution” if you’re an artist; the first thing that probably came to your mind was a “distribution deal”. Well not so fast dammit… Slam your brakes… I’m talking about how most people buy and listen to music lately. That’s right, I’m talking about DOWNLOADS…

Reports show that in 2008 CD sales were way down while music downloads are way up… Gone are the days when you did extra chores around the house, or saved up your money for when your favorite artist dropped their next album… Some people had a hookup at the local record store to get the CD in advance. While some were the first in line at the record store the day the album dropped just to make sure they got the CD or just to be the first in their crew to copped it.

So if the way people buy and listen to music is making a major shift to downloads, then why some rappers are still pressing up so many fucking CDs. I can’t make this shit up… This is basic math dammit. If you don’t have to spend money to make CDs then you’ll have more money to promote your music. Technology has made it easier and cheaper for an artist to make money today… It’s time to catch-up people…