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Jul

Twitter this…

Posted in Ugly Report  by Joe Ugly

So the new way to keep up with “your people” is with a Twitter account. But be careful, this thing can get addictive. People who tweet know what I’m talking about. Some of you are probably 5 seconds from entering a 12 step program to help you stop Tweeting. The fact that you can Tweet on your cell phone from anywhere on the planet, at anytime of the day don’t help either. Twitter will extend your 15 minutes of fame to a constant… Just enter your thoughts within 140 characters and click UPDATE… And believe it or not, that’s the problem right there.

People are posting their every move or thought on this thing. I’ve seen people posting (or in this case bragging like a f**king idiot) “I’m on a well deserved vacation in the islands”… Forgetting that maybe there’s a thief following her on Twitter that knows where she lives, and now he knows to take his time to empty her home while she’s on her “well deserved vacation in the islands”. Or here’s a dum-ass getting his 15 minutes of fame with this post — “chillin w/ my boyz in da club… had a fight w/ shorty… she’s on timeout @ the crib 2nite”… Oh yeah? You’re sure about that? I would advise you to keep an eye on your girl.

I’ve even seen some people posting some incriminating shit. I’ll bet when this jackass gets jammed up he’ll yell “SOMEBODY SNITCHED”… Nobody SNITCHED on you, you’re singing like a effin bird… TWEET-TWEET… As I always say on my show… “You gotta know when to reel it in”. Don’t get it F***ED-UP…I’m not saying you shouldn’t Twitter… HELL NO! Just don’t give up your right to privacy. Have fun with it… Keep posting… But don’t call-out sick and then post on Twitter that you’re chillin at the beach with 3 hot bitches…  Dammit just think before you hit UPDATE.