Archive for August, 2009

25
Aug

How Much Longer? WE’LL WAIT!

Posted in Ugly Report  by Joe Ugly

OK I waited long enough before I said anything but now I have to say something cause it just keep going, and going, and going… You get the picture. Here we are two months to the date since Michael Jackson checked out and he’s still not buried. I don’t know who’s milking this thing more, the media or the Jackson family. You can’t go a day without hearing something about Michael Jackson… Try to check-out at a supermarket without seeing a magazine with a story on Mike. Is that because the Jackson family wouldn’t put him in a hole? Don’t the Jacksons know what R.I.P. means?

Since Michael’s death you can’t keep Jermaine from the interview circuit. I saw him in an interview about a month ago saying he don’t know why people wouldn’t leave Mike alone even after he’s gone. Well here’s why Jermaine… YOU WOULDN’T GO AWAY… Ever heard of the saying out of sight, out of mind? It’s that simple Jermaine… But I’ll bet you’re not going to do that. Let’s face it Jermaine… No one thought of you since you “DO WHAT YOU DO” back in “84. I understand the loss, but the Jackson family has to lead with the “moving-on” part of the grieving process. Next we’re going to see people claiming they saw Michael Jackson at the mall.

It’s time to put Michael in a hole or an urn and let’s get the legal process popping, because that’s where the real story is. Just yesterday the LA county medical examiner ruled Mike death a homicide and all eyes are on the doc. There are reports that the doc was getting $150,000 a month to put Mike in a comer-like state every night. But if that’s the prosecutor’s evidence that s**t is weak. Hell if I was getting $150,000 a month to keep Michael Jackson – The King of Pop alive; Mike was going to see his 260th birthday. My great, great, great-grand kids would be eating off that deal. Good luck with that evidence Mr. Prosecutor… There are reports that lawyers are already lining up to defend the doc. So until the legal cases get going (and there’s going to be a lot of them) let’s get Mike in a hole, an urn, or how ever Mike wished to rest.

11
Aug

It’s Over… Time to move-on

Posted in Ugly Report  by Joe Ugly

Some people just don’t know when it’s over or when it’s time to move-on. They’ll keep going full steam ahead, even if they’re going to run head first into a wall. As I often say on my show, “you have to know when to reel it in”… And right now the people who need the REEL-IT-IN memo are these idiots who call themselves BITRHERS. In case you don’t know who I’m talking about, I’m talking about the jackasses who are insisting that President Obama is not a US citizen therefore his Presidency is not legitimate. First they said he didn’t have a birth certificate… Then they said he was born in Kenya Africa, and went as far as to come up with a birth certificate stating he was Kenyan, but that certificate was later proven to be the birth certificate of a man currently living in Australia. But these fools are not giving up. Why? - Because they don’t know when to “REEL-IT-IN”… As ridiculous as this may sound to people with a brain, don’t be surprise if these clowns come up with a video of our President as a baby in an Afghanistan cave and Bin Laden doing the birth announcement.

Like many of us with a brain in our heads, I ignored the Birthers when I first heard their nonsense. But then I realize that their mission is to keep throwing their nonsense at the wall until something sticks. Now we see elected officials supporting these extremist by fueling their conspiracy theory just because these elected officials are members of the opposing political party. Every four years we have a Presidential election in the U.S. that results in one… I repeat “ONE person winning. And with all the time, energy, and money spent to get that ONE person elected President of the United States, there’s going to be some people left very disappointed. But that’s our system, so we move on.

There were a lot of people disappointed when “W” became President back in 2000, but we moved on. And then it happened again in ’04 and we moved on again. However, in ’08 we said HELL NO! We want change. So we went to the polls in record numbers and voted for change. Let me remind the Birthers; we live in a country that changes government at the election polls and not by trying to strong arm change… Nor do we have to roll tanks down Pennsylvania Avenue in D.C. to change our leaders, like other countries have to do to get change. So I’ll say to the BIrthers and their followers, the ’08 Presidential election ended over nine months ago… it’s time to move on.